You're not hip until you have a Facebook page...

Surprisingly enough, we DO have a page on Facebook...yet we're still not hip. You win some, you lose some. If you're on Facebook and you're not a fan of our store, then we're going to send a boxing Kangaroo to let the air out of your tires. If you try to stop him while he's letting the air out of your Michelins, he'll kick you. Why? Because you were expecting a right hook, not a knock to the shins. Do you think we're joking? Perhaps, but why risk it?

Fake Edit: Our parent company, Burkam & Associates also has a Facebook page...but they're still not cool.
Fake Edit #2: Don't look for us on MySpace- we're not a no-name emo band who wears eyeliner, a 12 year old girl, or a dude looking to pick up a 12 year old girl.
Labels: being awesome, Boxing Kangaroos, Facebook, women in leotards


