Pimp my crutches...

Let me paint for you, a vivid tapestry for your mind's eye..a situation which could easily happen to either yourself or someone you know and/or love!:

Imagine for me, you're walking around your yard on a crisp autumn evening, minding your own business when all of a sudden *wham!* a gopher hole swallows your foot and you sprain your ankle. After quite a bit of cursing, you decide to visit your physician, and he/she takes X-rays. After reviewing the images, he/she concludes that while nothing is broken, you need to stay off it. Your sentence: An AirCast, Physical Therapy, and 3-4 weeks of crutches with no parole. Only on the car ride home from the physician's office to you realize that you have tickets to the big game and you were planning on tailgating before hand. You know you're going to be standing around and enjoying frosty beverages with your favorite cohorts, but aren't quite sure how you're going to swing that while rocking crutches. Don't fret, because this is where we come in: Let me present to you DMI's Universal Beverage Holder. Have no fear, as this baby will hold containers and mugs from 10oz. to 32oz. This means you can enjoy long necks, short necks, cans, Strongbows, and even keg-cans (sorry, no 40's, though). The icing on the cake, however is that it comes with a plastic cup/coozie to keep the Jungle Juice that Hank poured you, nice and cold.

Speaking of cold, if you're lucky enough to live in a temperate climate where you have 4 distinct seasons, it won't be long before the snow begins to fall. Unfortunately, you still might be crutching around when Old Man Winter pays you a visit. Again, we've got you covered with DMI's Crutch/Cane Ice Grip Attachment. Think of these as little crampons that attach to your crutches (or cane) and flip down, allowing you to traverse treacherous parking lots, sidewalks, and maybe even mountains with ease.

While we're still on the subject of crutches, we also stock replacement underarm pads, hand grips, and end caps, in case you ever wanted to refurbish your pair.